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Sorry…
Wait, you took my pants?
I knew eventually you’d need something to wear…so you’d get in the wedding dress and we’d watch movies as brides, but I figured you’d want them back.
(Source: flitwickslittlebrotha)
….Do you think Charlie would fit into a girl’s medium?
NO! BAD TINK!
UGH! FINE! Ruin my fun…

And all you Rodgers have a front row seat, I’m almost jealous.
I filmed it, I’ll send you a clip. It’s pretty funny. Totally unscripted.
Looking forward to it. You better not be teasing me there Joshy.

(hugs you) Yay!
Only for you…
[picks one from her closet and places it on her head. She adjusts it slightly and stands you in front of the mirror] There….look at you.
Oh God, this is weird…
In a few months you’ll be back in front of this mirror…only without sex hair and some high heels.
I wish this was sex hair, and I’m not wearing heels….
What are you thinking?
[sighs] Very well…
Thank you.
….Do you think Charlie would fit into a girl’s medium?

(hugs you) Yay!
Only for you…
[picks one from her closet and places it on her head. She adjusts it slightly and stands you in front of the mirror] There….look at you.
Oh God, this is weird…
In a few months you’ll be back in front of this mirror…only without sex hair and some high heels.